The Sissy - Organic

THE SISSY™
Organic Commissary Couture Burrito

Flavor Profile:
Soft, spicy, and serving time with flair. A delicate blend of organic ramen, crushed pink corn chips, vegan cheese curls, and just a hint of attention-seeking. This burrito doesn’t walk to your taste buds—it sashays.

Tagline:
“Not made for population. Made for domination.”

About the Product:
She’s loud. She’s proud. She makes panties out of laundry bags and drama out of thin air. The Sissy™ isn’t here to fight—unless it’s for the mirror. Hand-assembled on a commissary catwalk, this wrap is equal parts haute cuisine and hot mess. It’s giving fishnet fantasy with a side of “who gon’ check me, boo?”

Built for the inmate who:

• Wears size 13 heels made from shower slides

• Flirts for extra honey buns

• Can contour with a peanut butter packet

• Calls everyone “babe” including the warden

Heat Level:
Mild but manipulative.

Serving Suggestion:
Pair with gossip, a stolen spork, and unearned confidence. Garnish with side-eye.

Disclaimer: Zero tolerance for basic flavor or basic bitches.